IT'S ALIVE!!!
I found the thing I need to get back into the website. YAY FOR ME! Does this mean pirates? Probably not. Why? Well...because I'm mean and lazy. Super lazy. SUPER LAZY.
Why am I super lazy? :shrug: I dunno. I'm too lazy to answer the question.
Actually, it was more like. "HEY LETS UPDATE THE COMIC!! OO SHINY!!!" two hours later "HEY LETS UPDATE THE COMIC!! I'M HUNGRY!" two hours later "HEY LETS UPDATE THE COMIC!!....." you get the idea.
So! I'm trying to use a new form of enforcement. I'd like to introduce you to two people. The one on my left is the Pope and the other is Kiera Nightly. Now..you're wondering, why is Zac pointing to people 1. I know are no where near him right now 2. Acting like I can see him 3. Why the Pope? He's not even that devout a Christian.
I'd like to answer those questions with this.
1. It's called using your imagination!! It's fun!!.....ok, I was too lazy to draw this and scan it in.
2. Because in my head, you can see me. In fact, it's kinda creepy, so stop.
3. Because it's the freakin Pope!! He rides in something called the Pope-Mobile!! If that doesn't grant him super hero status, I don't know what does. I mean, c'mon, his origin is that of magic. He can call upon God to smite his enemies and he can heal. Just what a level 14 barbarian fighter needs in the heat of battle!! And I know some are asking why Kiera Nightly, don't even know if I'm spelling that right, but who cares. All I have to say is.....I wish I were a pirate.....hmmm..maybe I can change that on my character sheet....anyone have a pencil?
I'd like to apologize to everyone. Mainly because for some reason the above paragraph was funny to me and probably only me. You need to be savvy in D&D terminology, need to know about my obsession with pirates and ninjas, although ninjas were not mentioned until now, but c'mon. They're freakin ninjas!! If you can't sense their existence, how the hell can you say "Hey a ninja?" EXACTLY!! Point being...Zac = tired + trying to post comic + contemplation of certain women in his life (none of which are Kiera Nightly).