It's a fairly simple process. First, you think of a common phrase, like "HAIL THE CONQUERING HERO!!" Than, you break down the english language. "Hail" can be a number of things. It can be a greeting, a hard snowflake, something falling from the sky the size of a golfball. "The" common word, probably one of the most frequently used words in the english language other than the word "like" which is used by 14 year old girls 21 times the current deficit in a single hour. So you replace it with something non-common but a word everybody knows, like " high fructose corn syrup." No one says that a lot, but everyone knows what it is, like "nougat (sp?)" So lets use both for the example. Now lets move onto "conquering." Conquering is a fun verb to say, but you have to replace it with something rediculously serious, like "kicked in the face." Now let's move onto "hero." A noble word. So let's take the exact opposite. Dick Cheney works. Now, let's see what I come up with when I put these things in my brain, sometimes you get what you put in, sometimes you get the thought that comes after it.
First thought:
I HOPE DICK CHENEY DRESSES UP LIKE A GOLFBALL AND KICKS YOU IN THE FACE!!
Second thouht:
I WANT TO DRESS UP LIKE A GOLFBALL AND KICK DICK CHENEY IN THE FACE!!
Third thought:
GOLFBALL GIVING THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS.
All rediculous, all make no sense, well...the second one does..and well, Dick Cheney did shoot someone in the face. So really, the third thought is usually a good bet, unless you're tired, like me.
Comments
Happy dance for the pirates!!!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | October 5, 2006 4:02 PM
son of a pooh bear? how do you come up with these things? :-P
Posted by: Anonymous | October 5, 2006 4:02 PM
It's a fairly simple process. First, you think of a common phrase, like "HAIL THE CONQUERING HERO!!" Than, you break down the english language. "Hail" can be a number of things. It can be a greeting, a hard snowflake, something falling from the sky the size of a golfball. "The" common word, probably one of the most frequently used words in the english language other than the word "like" which is used by 14 year old girls 21 times the current deficit in a single hour. So you replace it with something non-common but a word everybody knows, like " high fructose corn syrup." No one says that a lot, but everyone knows what it is, like "nougat (sp?)" So lets use both for the example. Now lets move onto "conquering." Conquering is a fun verb to say, but you have to replace it with something rediculously serious, like "kicked in the face." Now let's move onto "hero." A noble word. So let's take the exact opposite. Dick Cheney works. Now, let's see what I come up with when I put these things in my brain, sometimes you get what you put in, sometimes you get the thought that comes after it.
First thought:
I HOPE DICK CHENEY DRESSES UP LIKE A GOLFBALL AND KICKS YOU IN THE FACE!!
Second thouht:
I WANT TO DRESS UP LIKE A GOLFBALL AND KICK DICK CHENEY IN THE FACE!!
Third thought:
GOLFBALL GIVING THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS.
All rediculous, all make no sense, well...the second one does..and well, Dick Cheney did shoot someone in the face. So really, the third thought is usually a good bet, unless you're tired, like me.
Posted by: Zac | October 6, 2006 12:38 AM
Or...Die you stupid snowflake
Posted by: Zac | October 6, 2006 1:34 AM